Prayer's needed

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Prayer's needed

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Please join me in praying for 'Ol Eagle1. First he lost his hippy-locks and now his trusty sharp beak turkeys are in a battle across the water with those 'Dillos from San Saba...

The fact that his friends bullied him into cutting those locks was bad enough. Cries of "Are ya gonna squat to pee", Wolf whistles, and a test that came back showing he had -T, not low T pushed him over the edge and made him go to a beautician. Once his pedicure and nails were done he tearfully said "Chop it off". Too bad the lady was confused at first and took a swipe at Mr. Friendly. After a scream and a little nick he reminded her that he wanted to cut the hair, not get a gender change. But then he looked up and saw the schedule.... Well he hiked up his dress and stormed right out of there and headed to his house to change. His wife was super happy because he would stop wearing her clothes!

After a few wine coolers in the She-shed he called up Dogfan1 who listened to his blabbering for a couple of minutes and told him to suck it up buttercup and that the Eagles had a small chance of winning so he should just dry up the tears and go support his team. Reaching down deep he found the resolve to go to the game and if they at least kept it close it would be ok. But please if anyone is close make sure you have a box of tissues for Ol Eagle1.

And after the game look for the news alert about flash flooding in the area right after the game!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

On his way to Boss Hog's house. I am trying to keep him from going. :lol: :lol:

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Lmao!!!
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I never realized how much y’all look alike. 😂


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:lol: Now you try to gay it up
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
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dogfan1 wrote: Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:46 am :lol: Now you try to gay it up
And that surprises you?

Lets dig up some old memories...
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just when I quit laughing realized the 3 dogs had eagles hanging off the collars.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
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I see you guys still have your old computers. :geek:


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