THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE ENROLLED IN OBAMACARE.
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter
the trailer park.”
8. The nurses station has a tip jar.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “An apple a day..”
5. Your Doctor's stethoscope is two tin cans and some string.
4. The diploma on the wall says University of Walmart.
3. The only expense that is 100% covered is “embalming.”
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.