Marine, Sailor and Airman walks into a bar

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Marine, Sailor and Airman walks into a bar

Postby Eagle 1 » Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:08 pm

A Marine, Sailor, and Airman walk into a bar. They make a bet with the bartender that they can each drink a keg of beer and make it with the hottest girl in the room in one hour. The Bartender says ok and gives them the key to the back room and one keg each. The Airman goes in with the hottest girl. After one hour the Bartender walks into the room to find the keg etouched, the woman untouched, and the Airman blacked out. The bartender says next and the Sailor attempts. This time when the bartender walks in, the keg is half empty and the sailor is blacked out. The woman still untouched. Next up is the marine, after an hour the bartender walks in to find all three kegs empty, the woman ravished and barely able to walk, but the marine is beaten in the corner. The bartender wakes the marine up and asked him what happened. The marine responded by saying, A man came in drank everything, beat me silly, and made love to the woman, then jumped out of the window and yelled....

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Re: Marine, Sailor and Airman walks into a bar

Postby dogfan1 » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:04 pm

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